McDonald’s Talk: the stereotypes are of course true

McDonald’s Talk: the stereotypes are of course true by Anjuli

Posted on 09-09-08

The McDonald’s Talk Live Journal, which has been around since 2004, is as funny as I expected it to be, but unfortunately not as funny as I wanted it to be. It does, however, give lovely little tidbits like awful customers, the woes of being a teenager in one of the state’s bottom 5, laziness divulged, and frustrations over ordering syntax. If anyone finds more than a subtle hint of what lovely excrements employees put in the food, bring it forth! But start it all off with something informative like 54 things that drive employees nuts.

Sample from 54 Customer Annoyances

I’m not sorry it is against your religion to eat bacon. I told you there was bacon on the sandwich before you ordered, you moron. It is called a Ranch BLT for a reason.
Yes I do get wet when it is raining, too. So please shut off your windshield wipers.
We do not have a god damn fish burger.
The driver must order for everyone. I can not hear your 5 year old in the back seat of your mini-van, mom.
I can’t change the prices. You have a problem with what we charge, take it up with Corporate.
I am not a gymnast! Please pull as close to the window as you can so that I don’t have to stretch so far I hurt myself.
For the record, we’re psycho. Not psychic.

What is most horrific: the customers, the staff, the food, or the few that actually care?

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